A younger version of me assumed that adulthood constitutively involved (i) having a website and (ii) that website hosting Snake.* So: enjoy!
​(Click the viewer below to play. On some browsers things may wiggle around a bit.)

See the Pen Snake Game by Caio Paiola (@CaioPaiola) on CodePen.

*Autoplaying midi files were also involved somehow, but I'll spare you that.